(310): He said he wanted to go to France “just to piss in the nice areas”. I want to fuck him.

(814): Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.

(708): I don’t hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don’t hate you.

Holy late reply, Batman! 

Well, this blog was on hiatus for the school year because I am a terrible person who can’t time manage and the last thing I needed was another distraction. But keep your eyes peeled because I’ll probably start publishing again now that it’s summer! 

Thanks for the continued interest guys! :)

(707): he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said “is that for me?”

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(573): you are not about to raise that baby deer, you can barely raise yourself… Return it to it’s mom now.

(708):if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again

(814): He told me he could read braille… with his tongue. So I took him home. I don’t think he was lying

(651):Their bromance is so intense that they don’t even eye-fuck when they see each other….they eye-make-love.

(561): I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man’s dick.